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If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's
read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
-- Don Marquis

Zhizn' prozhit'--ne pole pereiti.
[Life's a bitch.]
[Well, okay. lit., to live through life is not as simple as crossing
a field. Happy now?]
-- Russian proverb

True happiness will be found only in true love.

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"First things first -- but not necessarily in that order"
-- The Doctor, "Doctor Who"

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mastadon relationships are weird. I don't really feel like I'm good friends with anyone I've met here, but we're definitely more than acquaintances. It reminds me of that guy in group therapy who always laughed at my morbid jokes and had good things to say and maybe they'd be cool to hangout with but I don't do anything about it because I don't want to be weird. you're all that guy

Don't look now, but the man in the moon is laughing at you.

I read Playboy for the same reason I read National Geographic. To see
the sights I'm never going to visit.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing
-- and then marry him.
-- Cher

You are an insult to my intelligence! I demand that you log off immediately.

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Our business is run on trust. We trust you will pay in advance.

Wherever you go...There you are.
-- Buckaroo Banzai

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
-- Albert Einstein

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