You think Oedipus had a problem -- Adam was Eve's mother.

Too much is just enough.
-- Mark Twain, on whiskey

Not only is this incomprehensible, but the ink is ugly and the paper
is from the wrong kind of tree.
-- Professor, EECS, George Washington University

I'm looking forward to working with you on this next year.
-- Professor, Harvard, on a senior thesis.

Harrison's Postulate:
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

Anything worth doing is worth overdoing.

Any time things appear to be going better, you have overlooked something.

User n.:
A programmer who will believe anything you tell him.

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Kann man treffen nach jedem Barbesuch.

Which is worse: ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares?

Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very
pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love
grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.
-- Bruce Lee

Hacker's Law:
The belief that enhanced understanding will necessarily stir
a nation to action is one of mankind's oldest illusions.

Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal.
-- Spock, "The Alternative Factor", stardate 3088.7

So many beautiful women and so little time.
-- John Barrymore

"Apathy is not the problem, it's the solution"

People that can't find something to live for always seem to find something to die for. The problem is, they usually want the rest of us to die for it too.

Why is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good in you?

Be open to other people -- they may enrich your dream.

miracle: an extremely outstanding or unusual event, thing, or accomplishment.
-- Webster's Dictionary

Commitment, n.:
[The difference between involvement and] Commitment can be
illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs. The chicken was
involved, the pig was committed.

Parkinson's Law: Work expands to fill the time alloted it.

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