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Alles gute zum #Valentinstag in Richtung AfD 🥰

RT @VeronikaHarz@twitter.com

Das Beste in knapp einer Minute!

🐦🔗: twitter.com/VeronikaHarz/statu

Honor your father and your mother so that your days on earth may last, make contributions to the pension fund.

     Not hack.
     Do not steal.
     Do not pronounce the name of your bosses in vain; for the leadership will not leave without punishment the one who pronounces his name in vain.



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Translated from Russian:

     I am Elon Musk, your God, who gave you work at the Tesla factory, that you will not have other gods before me.

     Six days work for a salary; and the seventh day is the Sabbath to Elon the Mask, to your God: for the idea.


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A leaked copy of Tesla’s employee handbook reveals exactly how it expects workers to push boundaries and help the company succeed


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Gibt es Unterschiede zwischen einem Politiker und einem Bandwurm?

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All most people want is a little more than they'll ever get.

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Performance artist generates virtual traffic jams in Google Maps by pulling a wagon full of smartphones

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Die Werbemail von UBS führt auf die falsche Seite. Eigentlich mehr muss ich über diese Bank nicht wissen. Sie schaffen es nicht mal ihre Spam korrekt zu verfassen. ;)

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Corona virus is the smart healthy way to refresh and reinforce your company.

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Kann man treffen nach jedem Barbesuch.

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I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.

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If you live long enough, you'll see that every victory turns into a defeat.
-- Simone de Beauvoir

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To avoid criticism, do nothing, say nothing, be nothing.
-- Elbert Hubbard

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